Saturday, October 1, 2011

Joke of the day.

After being in prison for 15yrs, a man escapes. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, but what he finds is a young couple in bed.

He orders the man out of the bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed & kisses her neck. He then gets up and goes into the bathroom. 


The husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy is a dangerous escaped convict. He hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he was kissing your neck. If he wants to have sex with you please don’t resist, don’t complain. Just do whatever he tells you or he might kill us! Just be strong honey. I LOVE YOU!!!!”

The wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Just Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO!!

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